Transformers

"Why didn't you like it? Are you gay?"

Suddenly I was no longer discussing Transformers with my older brother, I was defending my masculinity.

"The movie might as well have been called, The Rock Two: Rise of the Transformers."

"so you're gay."

"Did you like the endless scenes with sweaty airforce men? It was a PSA for the military."

"Yup, you're gay."

"If you took out all those other scenes without transformers and just put a music track behind it, That would have been enjoyable. And a lot shorter. A short fast action music video. Bay is great at music videos, but maybe at some point he'll realize he's making movies now. You don't have to bore me for ten minutes so that I feel excited for the next three with the car chase and 360 pan."

"Look, I went to the movie to see robots, explosions, and hot ass women."

OK, it is hard to argue with that logic. So he's probably right, maybe I am gay.

-Patrick Iron

invincible

I have a good excuse for why we're late with the update....

So I'm looking at my socks on the bathroom floor trying to figure out which one is the toilet sock. I remember waking up in the middle of the night and thinking why is my foot wet? It was in the toilet. I took off both socks and now I have no idea which little guy took the dip in the master head.

We got really drunk.

I swear to god that we don't do this regularly: but that's the reason the comic is late -BUT....

There are three comics!

enjoy them in order and tell us what you think on the forums! That button works now. The mods are having a party in there already and so far a lot of poo has been flung.

We're going to go see Superbad tonight, and introduce you guys to Nori and Damon next Friday.

-NoMAD

till the end