The
old man pointed his bony finger at me through
a crowd of three hundred zombies and said “you’ve
got the devil in you boy.”
The plauge of zombies increased
from last
years mere sixty to over
three hundred, making Zombie
Walk Atlanta '07 the biggest horde yet.
Volunteer make-up artist turned everyone at Lenny's
bar into blood soaked walking corpses. And even
though it took five hours, everyone knew it
had to be done.
As three hundred zombies banged
on the window walls of Atlanta Underground the
brave mall security insisted that we be silent
zombies. Standing and moaning just isn't
as fun. I hereby implement a zombie protest
next year for a zombie's right to bang on
a window.
Resident Evil: Extinction
is the next film to fall victim to the RZ virus.
Alice (Milla
Jovovich) will not
be returning if there is another movie. Jovovich
designed her own costume for RE3 so maybe there's
a chance she will at least stay on as a costume
designer for the possible RE4. However, the robot
zombies were not impressed.
We left most of the city in corpse
covered ruins. There were a few survivors
who managed to photograph
and film
the horrific event.
I told the old man with matted
hair waving a red letter bible and rosemary beads,
“technically Jesus was a zombie.”
-Patrick Iron
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