Robot Zombies FAQ  

Q:

 

What are robot zombies?

Iron:
  They are NOT robots that have died and come back as zombies: they are people infected with RZ virus that are turned into robot zombies.

NoMAD:

  I like how you used Robot Zombies in your definition for Robot Zombies.


Q:

 

What is the RZ virus?

Iron:

  The RZ virus is not transmitted traditionally through blood: it is transmitted through light. At infection the brain is downloaded through a beam of light. The brain is then used to power an existing robot zombie or used to animate a new robot zombie. Victims are found with a hollow skull and their eyes burned out of their sockets.

NoMAD:

  WTF?


Q:

 

So where do the newly animated robot zombies come from?

Iron:

  Have you seen The Ring? You know how the girl jumps out of the TV? It happens kind of like that: Once a victim's brain has been downloaded they will emerge from a nearby screen as a robot zombie.

NoMAD:

  We don't...Noone really knows how this works.


Q:

 

How do Robot Zombies download brains?

Iron:

  You see those lasers in their eyes? NO DON'T LOOK!

NoMAD:

  Too late.


Q:

 

Why do Robot Zombies download brains?

Iron:

  Robot Zombies do not use batteries -they are powered by brains. Eventually the brain will become drained and the Robot Zombie will deactivate.

NoMAD:

  Remember that part where Morpheus told Neo that he was a Duracell battery? Same shit.


Q:

 

How long does a robot zombie live?

Iron:

  This depends on the size of the brain and power usage expended by the Robot Zombie. Usually about 28 days.

NoMAD:

  Not if I can help it.


Q:

 

How do you kill a robot zombie?

Iron:

  Just like any other zombie.

NoMAD:

  Bash it in the head: destroy the brain.


Q:

 

What is the weapon of choice to kill a robot zombie?

Iron:

  SAW M249 (Squad Automatic Weapon).

NoMAD:

  Crowbar or Sawed off shotgun.
     
 
       
   
 
 
       
     
   
 

 

 

 
 
   
     
   
     
 
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